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Here's the first part of my thoughts essay on Breaking Dawn. I had to divide it into two parts because it was becoming really long, but I worked very very hard on it, and I think it's interesting. I don't have many negative thoughts and opinions...but I don't adore everything either. Please read it. I'll post Part Two soon! 

So, before I begin, I wanna say that I am a humongous Jasper fan and he is, in fact, my favorite character. So I wanted to make Jasper lovable in this drabble, which should not be taken seriously. But I CAN'T WAIT to see his reaction to this. I laughed for ten minutes, no joke, when I heard this. (:

     I was sitting and watching television with Jasper and Emmett at Edward's house while Alice was putting together wedding stuff to show me. Edward was hunting. He had been hunting a lot lately, to prepare for the wedding night. I bit my lip to hide my smile.
    Suddenley, I remembered that my Bachelorette party was coming up. Of course Alice would go overboard...
    But...what would Jasper and Emmett do for Edward? I had a sudden wave of fear. I couldn't ask Emmett, he would laugh. I turned to Jasper.
    "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"
    He laughed loudly, shaking his head.
    "Bella, sometimes I wonder what goes through you head"
    "So do a lot of people."
    He chuckled again.
    "I was just wondeing, alright? What do you do for fun anyway? Have a hunting fest?'"
    "Emmett started howling. 
    "Well, Bella," Emmett choked "If you ever need a stripper, you know, for your bachelorette party, I'm always available."
    "What the--" 
    "I'm just kidding, Bella!" He began laughing again.
    "That wasnt funny, Emmett!" I growled
    Now both Jasper and Emmett looked like the could have wet their pants by now, if, you know, they were able too.
    I strode out of the room defiantley, fuming.
    Jasper caught up with me, still chuckling quietly.
    "Don't worry, Bella, no strip clubs."
    I stared at him for a half a second, and we both burst out into fits of laughter.
    Oh, yeah. I was really started to get along with my future brothers.

There you go. It was light and funny, nothing I took the time to think about and take seriously, hahaha :D
  

 Title:Everything Goes On
 Author:
Characters/Pairing:Ian/Wanda /some Melanie/Jared
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers:The entire book
Summary:Well, I was just bored and wrote this story. I'm not at my best here. I mean, I think It's alright. Wanda/Ian romantic moments. Wanda is kind of freaked out because of raids after so many false alarms and she and Melanie are best friends. So Mel tries to convince Wanda to give her the low down on her love life with Ian. If you read it please comment and give me your feedback; should I make more chapters and continue? Please give it a try!

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